For Poetry Monday:
(April's theme is Humorous)
Before I start the poem I have chosen, I must state that I do not smoke, dip, or chew. This poem just cracks me up every time I think about it.
Tobacco
Tobacco is a dirty weed:
I like it.
It satisfies no normal need:
I like it.
It makes you thin, it makes you lean,
It takes the hair right off your bean,
It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen:
I like it.
Graham Lee Hemminger
(April's theme is Humorous)
Before I start the poem I have chosen, I must state that I do not smoke, dip, or chew. This poem just cracks me up every time I think about it.
Tobacco
Tobacco is a dirty weed:
I like it.
It satisfies no normal need:
I like it.
It makes you thin, it makes you lean,
It takes the hair right off your bean,
It's the worst darn stuff I've ever seen:
I like it.
Graham Lee Hemminger
2 Comments:
That's pretty good! Thanks for the laugh.
By Jenni, at 10:02 PM
Hi Ann! Thanks for visiting my blog - we of the red hair and blue eyes must stick together. I noticed you are in Ravenclaw too. Way to go sister! ;)
By Stephanie, at 8:13 PM
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