I really need a third arm. If I had a third arm then I could cruise the internet WHILE knitting. When I had dial-up I was able to complete much knitting when online - the wait for pages to load up was so long. But now, I have cable internet and there is no time for knitting while browsing the web.
Or I could grow an opposable thumb on my right foot.
Maybe I should find a house next to a nuclear plant and get started on those additional appendages.